it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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