im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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