Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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