But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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