If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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