Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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