you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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