I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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