I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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