I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
two words...techno handjob
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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