i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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