i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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