Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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