at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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