About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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