Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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