we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
