do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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