mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The power of my boobs compel you
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