ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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