maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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