At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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