please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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