he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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