lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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