How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
BRING THE BAGELS
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
