So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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