guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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