I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
PANTIES FOUND
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
