she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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