Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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