You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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