At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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