just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
the condom got lost in my hair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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