I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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