Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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