escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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