i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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