i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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