I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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