brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Randomize
