No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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