? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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