accomplished twins. life is a go
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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