I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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