Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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