Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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