my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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