i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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