you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Someone signed my nipple.
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