hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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