i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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